babyblanketcoughsyrupcarnival:

me, talking to a dog: you’re soft. are you even aware of your mortality? of course ur not. u pure, wholesome and sentient unselfish being. do u feel that? that’s my heart. i love you. look at those ears. here take my wallet

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ghil-art:

Some recent and out of order drawings for Inktober.

Image 1 is the Inktober Prompt List

Image 2 is Day 1: Poisonous, a rabid animal attacks a human

Image 3 is Day 3: Roasted, two burnt hands pick up a pumpkin pie fresh out of the oven

Image 4 is Day 2: Tranquil, I lift a cup of hot chocolate to my partner’s mouth

Image 4 is Day 4: Spell, a mixed race person tries to decide how they want their hair done for a night out in the cold weather

Image 5 is Day 5: Chicken, a chicken herder brings their flock over the hill to go to the chicken town from which they came

Image 6 is an original Illustration to a class screen printing project

Image 7 is Day 16: Angular, a skeleton does his makeup bring out all the angles

Image 8 is Day 23: Muddy, a non black POC is slathered in mud but keeps it in her weave. #MuddyQueen

More to come on my actual portfolio space.

cobaltdays:

fuck it *discovers my inner worth*

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thevioletsunflower:

teathattast:

Oh! I actually know the answer to this one! American newspaper ads charged by the letter, so a lot of people would eliminate unnecessary letters like the second L in “cancelled” or the U in “colour”. Some of these spelling changes were used so often that they stuck, and now Americans just spell some words differently.

In summary: Americans spell things weird because capitalism

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marthawells:

escapalization:

sprmint-bkgsoda:

From the mouth of a One Percenter -

Abigail Disney

!!!!!!!!!!!

“Yes, there is a superyachtinvestor.com. Go look at it and it will make you so angry, you could chew glass.”

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dailytweets:

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tonyhawks-armenianwasteland:

biprincepeach:

brokenblackcatskulls:

silverhawk:

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

Thank you, I was :D

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

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dankmemeuniversity:

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sarkyfancypants:

Minimalist/stylized pixel games are cool, but I have yet to see an indie game dev go as hard on their pixel art as Metal Slug did.

Originally posted by kazucrash

Originally posted by gamercrunch

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